Call up Clinton Hammond! He is an expert at murdering small nondomesticated animals in a hideous fashion.

Why do you want to kill the groundhog anyway? Groundhogs are fun to watch, cute, and they add class to a neighborhood. They can also help predict changes in the weather. If you take the time to get to know a groundhog it can lead to all kinds of enjoyable things.

Song:

I put my finger in the woodchuck hole
The woodchuch said "Lord bless my soul!
Take it out! Take it out! Take it out!
Remove it!!!"