Neigh, lad, we don't do that any more, something about using up too much wood being environmentally unfriendly. And the Spartans were being too friendly towards the stable lads.

I suspect the Hairy One's trick is that it will be free to enter, you pay for a seat though! He'll be the one outside selling deckchairs.

Nose clear at last("tewnnnnes"). Practicing incessantly. At this rate I'll have forgotten all the worms by Friday, and "the spot" will be the size of Hertfordshire.