WW, you gonna let them use that pink haired pic for your next column???**BG**!!!

Another amaretto sour for me, if ya'll please, already had my first before I got here.

Now, 'Spaw, I want you to know we had that darn door replaced. The one you're looking at is a genuine, 24 plated Safe View. See? You can look through it and you'll only see the Sweet of your Dreams, and we know that's Karen, right, so....it's OKAY now, right? She does know you're in here? Is she gonna come after you? Was it her behind the original door? Ah.....rggghhhh! Easy now, 'Spaw, we're gonna take a nice and slow, easy little walk. That's right, far away from the D-o-o-r. (Psst: WW, close it quick and pull that curtain over it! Thanks!) No, no, 'Spaw, now come on this way, darlin', there ya go, over here by Old Big Mick and Brother Fielding, Father Joebro ought to be along in a few. We'll just sit here and listen to Mick play us nice, calm tune of his whistle, okay?

Somebody got that drink for me, yet!?Whew!!