They're all just being fickle. They've found younger websites where there aren't so many wrinkles, beards, bald heads and stretch marks. But they'll be back! Those young'uns are exciting for a while but the novelty wears off in a hurry and then what do they really have to offer? Nothing! All they want to do is take your money and talk about hip hop music.

But, hey, it's all right. We understand. We'll be here when you decide to come back home. Just don't bring any nasty diseases with you.