...Said, "I'm bored with mundane intercourse!
All good Maine folksingers
Prefer cunnilingus!"
(And that's how his voice got so hoarse!)

...Tried to sodomize Lobsters by force.
The obvious flaws
In his plan, involved claws;
And now, he's a eunuch, of course.

Ahh, the possibilities...my mind swirls.

Peter.