THE TWELVE NOBLE TRUTHS OF THE MUDCAT CAFE

In every thread someone has to be last!

At least 50% of Spaw's posts will allude in some fashion to farting.

Any post from John from Hull or Bobert will have at least one spelling error.

At least 90% of all threads on the subject of George W. Bush will have the word "moron" in them.

Bee-dubya-ell can't count worth a shit 'cause this is only five noble truths, ain't it?