A few years ago, I was knocked off a motorbike by a hit an run driver, I recieved a bill from the hospital for the ambulance journey, i was a bit fed up at this, so rung them up "you can fick off , if you think i'm paying that",
the reply was "pay it, or we'll sue you in the County Court"!

i got my insurance co. to pay it, but next time i go to hospital after an accident, i will phone a taxi, it will be a lot cheaper!