I may be able to keep this secret for some time to come....

Amos, you remember the day we mailed that package? It still has not arrived. I will confess when it gets here.

In the meantime there is another package coming, from Maine. I had to pack up all my cold weather gear and the books I bought and ship them home to make room in my luggage for all the clothing I bought. While I am not and never will be a clothes horse I did have to buy a year's worth of clothing because I cannot get my sizes here on the island.

By the way, Amos, I wore that Hawaiian print shirt in Portsmouth last weekend. Jeri says she likes it.