Bible in 50 Words or Less:

God made,
Adam bit,
Noah arked,
Abraham split;

Jacob fooled,
Joseph ruled,
Bush talked,
Moses balked;

Pharaoh plagued,
People walked,
Sea divided,
Tablets guided;

Promises landed,
Saul freaked,
David peeked,
Prophets warned;

Jesus born,
God walked,
Love talked,
Anger crucified;

Hope died,
Love rose,
Spirit flamed,
Word spread;

God remained.

~Susan