BIG BUG IN MY BEER

Well, hey, bartender, there's a big bug in my beer.
Hey, bartender, there's a big bug in my beer.
One eye red, the other one blue,
The big ol' bug's drinkin' on my brew.
Hey, bartender, there's a big bug in my beer.

Well, hey, bartender, he's drinking up all the foam.
Hey, bartender, he's drinking up all the foam.
You better tell that ol' bug he better leave my beer alone.

Hey, bartender, there's a big bug in my beer. Take him out. Take him out.
Hey, bartender, there's a big bug in my beer.
One eye red, the other one green,
The biggest bug I've ever seen.
Hey, bartender, there's a big bug in my beer.

Well, hey, bartender, there's a big bug in my beer.
Hey, bartender, there's a big bug in my beer.
One eye red, the other one blue,
The big ol' bug's drinkin' on my brew.
Hey, bartender, there's a big bug in my beer.

Well, hey, bartender, there's one thing I want you to know.
Hey, bartender, there's one thing I want you to know.
Every time I go to take a sip,
The big ol' bug tries to bite my lip.
Hey, bartender, there's a big bug in my beer.