The Toronto Star, and the Globe and Mail. I like the Star best.

In order to keep a close eye on the enemy, I occasionally take a glance at the Toronto Sun (which I normally refer to as the Toronto Scum). It's not really designed so much for reading as for ogling scantily clad women, however. The Scum is basically in favour of rich people, privatization, elimination of all taxes (and social services...), violence, hatred, scandal, sudden death, stiffer jail sentences, more jails, and as much capital punishment as is humanly possible. Oh, and they like wars a lot, but only when they are launched by a Republican administration.

- LH