"French fries," good Mr. Dover, as known as "Potatoes." Hmph!

As for voting Green -- I suggest that you try living green. Try living as we do, just for one light cycle! Make yourself a nice, deep bed in the warm, loving soil so graciously provided by Our Mother, and cover yourself with it -- line it first, if you wish, with some nicely aged manure -- and cover yourself completely with it.

Be one with us, for just one light cycle! One light cycle out of many, and you will join us in the Vegetative World -- I, Pansy Potato, promise you!