I am reminded of an apparently rude song that we used to find amusing at school. I don't suppose the Two Ronnies would have ventured anything quite so apparently crude. (The crudity is of course, all in the ear of the listener....)

A sol-, a-sol, a soldier I will be,
Two pis-, two pis-, two pistols at my knee,
I'll fight for the old count- fight for the old count- fight for the old country!


A girl I knew (I think it was Samantha from I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue asked for an example of a double entendre so I gave her one.

S