This thread started out maudlin, got more maudlin and finally got seriously maudlin.
I don't know about the rest of you, but it seems to me that this life on Earth has so many pleasures of the flesh to seek out and enjoy, songs and music to play and appreciate and fine wines, spirits and beers to be consumed that it could take someone three or four hundred years to accomplish and savor even ten percent of these opportunities.
In fact, I have been enjoying myself so much that I have decided to continue infinitely on the quest for pleasure, gratuitous stimulation and enjoyment of the spoils of the planet. To this end, I have made it my philosophy and objective to live forever.
So far, so good!