Rapaire - mobile phones haven't been around long enough for you to have lost your virginity to one of them and I hate think what you were doing with it if you did ! Is that the latest story that girls tell their mums to explain the absence of a complete hymen ? - it was usually riding a bicycle (or a pony if they were posh types) in my day.

I knew a young lady who had a very rewarding relationship with the corner of her spin-dryer (she claimed that she had to press up to it to prevent it waltzing around the floor), but she never claimed that it deflowered her.