freda:
ROFL over and over -
Also refer to: "Misalliance" by Flanders and Swann: It's inter-species but no man involved:
The Fragrant Honeysuckle spirals clockwise to the sun
And many other creepers do the same
But some climb anticlockwis, the Vineweed does for one
Or Convolvulus to use her proper name....

I'm adamant that no human should get funky with no martian