Old. Also short. Hawk, you're old & short... :p

I seem to remember concluding, in February, that it was impossible to get more than 595.5m for a bouncing penguin, or 490.5m for a high trajectory penguin (assuming you're playing the original - I've seen at least another two versions that are essentially the same, but have longer distances).

So, no, you're a good 40m short of the record, old boy! :p

;)