Amos: Shit, I spewed my coffee. I haven't heard "get yer ashes hauled" for a number of years. Out here, it's "get yer oil changed". Good one. Still laughin' about it. The joke, not the condition.

OK, I'll bite: I too want to know what it feels like to have a stampede of swallows fly out my ass.

Where is the compassion for which the 'cat is known? Why will Little Hawk release but one doll? I'm 56. I need this resolved before I die.