BRucie:

Ya pays yore money, an' you takes yer cherce. The options so far seem to be:

1. Ellenpoly -- $5000 plus plane fare
2. Local carrier -- Hell, I don't know -- maybe $100?
3. Local DIY Remedies: Various depending on the price of Dial or hamburger. Say, $3.00?
4. Normal hetero ramp-up including dating, biting tongue, bending over backwards, pulling hair out, French kissing and eventual culmination: average $3800.

All estimates in Canadian dollars.

Price of therapy needed as sequel to various choices from above list not included.

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