RALPH THE MAGIC DRAG QUEEN

Oh, Ralph the magic drag queen,
Lived at the Y,
And frolicked in her neighbor's room,
Whenever they got high.
Ralph the magic drag queen,
Lived at the Y,
And frolicked in her neighbor's room,
Whenever they got high.

Little Tommy Tight-Toosh,
Loved that drag queen Ralph,
And whenever he was feeling hot,
He'd stick it in her mouth.
Ralph the magic drag queen,
Lived at the Y,
And frolicked in her neighbor's room,
Whenever they got high.

Together they would travel,
With earrings made of pearls,
Ralphie she would dish the dirt,
With all the drag queen girls.
Gossip, gossip, gossip,
Around her they would flock,
She'd shake her tits, it gave 'em fits,
And then she'd wave her cock.

One sad day it happened,
Poor Ralphie got the bug,
Tommy Tight-Toosh came no more,
For a blow job or a hug.
Without her lifelong friend,
Ralph could not get high,
So they sent Ralph to some hospice,
To waste away and die.

Oh, Ralph the magic drag queen,
Lived at the Y,
And frolicked in her neighbor's room,
Whenever they got high.
Ralph the magic drag queen,
Lived at the Y,
And frolicked in her neighbor's room,
Whenever they got high.