Eric the red
Wow my first record caused similar controversy, in fact I was banned from playing it if my parents were in.

It was

Jack O Diamonds by Lonnie Donegan. :-) My old man went aboslutely beserk. What a plonker he was, because he likes Lonnie Donegan now. Bless his cotton pickin socks.

The first LP was Tops with Lonnie. I can still remember the picture on the front of the sleeve. Lonnie Donegan was sitting on the floor, playing with one of those very old spinning tops.