Jess uz long (ha) as hit aint hisn middle fanger...dont want thatn short!

I heerd of uh fiddler onced that cut a fanger offin an he used one of them sowing neadle thimbels an hit workd fine as frog hair...he
Becum tha vury furst blues slide fiddler ever wuz.

Gud luk man! Tha thot of loosin a guitar playin fanger scars me ta deeth.