Oh Strick, what a hilarious thread you have started!
And Rapaire, thanks for the reference to mine humble self, in company with the great Picasso!
And if I hadn't stopped playing the accordeon in the prime of my life I could have looked like Picasso's accordeonist. Imagine that!
But these guys in the orchestra should stop arguing and play more. My advice: Swing the cat o'nine tails over them, and whomever you hit: it isn't the wrong one.

Wilfried
(accordeonist, guitarrist, trumpeter, euphonist, flutist, ... drummer through the c(o)urse of his life)