I'll echo Dick Greenhaus's sentiment about slide guitar. Tune that Regal to open D, grab the Coricidin bottle and let 'er rip. And if ya get bored with that, slip one of those extension nut thingies on it, get hold of a Stevens slide (maybe you'll find mine 'cause it's damn well lost), tune it to GBDGBD and learn to play Dobro.

"When life give you lemons, you damn shore ain't gonna make orange juice so quitcherbitchin'!"