(Aside to bbc - "Never say anything"...or send him photos of people acting silly, Ms "Nicey-Nice-Oh-My-I-Didn't-Know-He'd-Say-Anything." :-)

'Spaw is the instigator of local legends here. He is a liar (storyteller...well, maybe 'liar' is closer) extaordinaire. Juxtapose a couple of unrelated things in a message - like herons and the name of a famous country/western singer - and he'll come up with a story. I can't help but think he's always been like that. Probably has a bunch of Snoopy the Elf stories. Probably used to have entire dialogs from Cheech and Chong memorized...and George Carlin, and LENNY BRUCE.