Be advised, Bee-dubya-ell, that you are treading on dangerous ground. The fact that you are a poorly-educated wretch living on the dole in some pathetic backwoods hovel south of the Mason-Dixon Line may not prove sufficient to move Penelope's friends to take pity on you and let your scurrilous remarks against her pass without further incident...

Were I you, sir, I should take a breather and reconsider. An apology is in order.

Captain Nigel West