Very funny Raptor! As long as we don't take it seriously.
When I have female company, I always leave the seat down. It's no big thing. I hate sports. Can't imagine why anyone would think that it's important which bunch of glandular cases wins or loses some silly ball kicking thing.
I'm a damn good cook, I do housework without complaint, and I don't mind doing laundry. When I was married, I did all those things because I was retired, and she was still working.
Furthermore, I like cats!
Ok guys, I don't respond to bomb threats either. LOL