West and Jones,

Be advised that BWL is actually a senior officer in the MOAB. As such he earns the esteem and protection of the brotherhood of officers thereunto appertaining. Be further advised that any attempt to intimidate or inflict harm or scandal upon a member of the MOAB will be treated most seriously by the members of the corps and shall be construed as an inivitation to wreak profound bodily damage upon the person of any perpetrator thereof.

Be further reminded, pray, that the last time some lobster-headed Brit tried to send bully boys south of the Mason Dixon line to push decent folks around, they were seriously embarassed at the rustic village of New Orleans; and the time before that, at the quaint colonial backwater of Yorktown, Virginia.

Take due warning and remove your sneers and periwigs from our sight!

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