Catspaw, I am really getting tired of this, and it's going to stop NOW!!!

I read your message and decided to snoop around in the woods a bit. Apparently Cleigh told Cletus he could hang out in his sub-let den. I found most of Cletus on this side of the hole, with a couple of insignificant parts - one shoulder and a head - firmly lodged inside. I cussed him out, got in a couple of good kicks and called the Fire Department. After they dug him out, they found the little necklace that said "If caught doing something extremely stupid or bizarre, call the Neil Young Center at 1-800-NUTCASE," and promptly packed him off. They said they'd mail the books, camera, and a couple of what appear to be home made videos to your address.

(Incidentally, Swanno's link which would have worked if he'd put a space between the "a" and the "href" was: just a couple of horns)