"BTW, I don't know of any person who would use the words "advertising" and "honest" in the same sentence, but I do understand there are people who actually believe in sexualizing capitalism if that's what it takes to keep the public well sedated and preoccupied."

I'm disappointed. Are you really sure you couldn't have worked the word "bourgeois" into that sentence? Did you even try?

I promise, Dylan wasn't lying in the ad. He doesn't wear ladies underwear in public. Well, not often, not any more.