The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #68438   Message #1154391
Posted By: Chief Chaos
04-Apr-04 - 06:50 PM
Thread Name: BS: Killing Animals
Subject: RE: BS: Killing Animals
The rare flying buffalo requires a take-off/landing run of approximately 120'. In order to attract these rarely seen animals, one should park a recently washed and polished vehicle just down wind from the end of the landing strip with a trough of water and tub of sweetened oats and grain at hand at the upwind end. This will give them the lift they need while maneuvering and landing. The vehicle is for catching their fuel dump prior to landing (everyone knows that lightening the load provides for better handling at low speeds and safer landings in case of accident.