How about an anti-smoking shanty? Here's a couple of choruses - add verses to taste

Puff away you superkings
Puff away, drag way
Emphysema's all it brings
Cancer and heart failure

Farewell to my Marlboros and Rothmans
No more with a cig I'll be seen
I'm giving up smoking
You may think I'm joking
But you'll never see me with Rizlas green