Joe Offer: Like I've said for years, autoharps ought to be banned! At least a security check should be run on buyers of auto -harps before they are allowed out of the store! And autoharp Shows should be outlawed in every State in the Union, Great Britian, Australia, New Zealand, France, Germany and every place else autoharps could be sold! Just think what havoc could be wrought should an auto- harp fall into the hands of a terrorist!

Don't get me started on autoharps!

DougR