Well, I like catfish if it's fixed right and I grew up on the banks of the Mississippi and I've even visited the state of Mississippi and I've sailed in the Gulf of Mississippi, but I don't live there and I wouldn't want to be an absentee landlord because that can cause a revolution or at least get you shot at.

Can I be king of the Portneuf River instead? Or maybe the Bloody Baron thereof?

Besides, Khandu might come back and then where would the ersatz king be?