The linguistic barriers are the least of your worries, mate. For one thing, what if their music is in frequency bands down around 10 cycles per hour? And all their folk songs are at least a day long? Or, conversely, if their audio range is geared up to around the frequency of light in EMF, where we wouldn't be able to hear a damn thing, and their brains are fast enough to appreciate aresthetic variations only milliseconds in duration? As for beer, I hate to think what might happen if you give an ET a Budweiser. He might want to pour out the liquid and eat the bottle!! "Mmmmm!! Silicon-based protein!!"


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