I'm more familiar with orange the fruit than with orange the cheese, jOhn, so you can keep it out of my letterbox, please. (You'd never get past the Dagger Lane Ninja Guard Rats, anyway).

In the words of Les Barker (Poet and Train Spotter)
'There's Cheddar and Cheshire and Lancashire, too
Leicester's bright orange and Stilton is blue
It waxes so lyrical what can you do but sing
Oh the hard cheese of old England,
In Old England, very hard cheese'

I might go and see that Punch the Horse if I'm doing nowt (as my arm is getting better now).