One of my singing buddies, Norris, composed this one when we were doing a Christmas special event:

The next came in was Kris Kringle,
Who told everyone he was single,
And then he started to mingle,
As he joined with the jovial crew;
Then, Mrs. Kringle she came in,
And she kicked him 'twixt the knee and the chin,
And set his old bells a-jingling,
When Jones' Ale was new, me boys!
When Jones' Ale was new!

FC-

Do finish your banker verses. We may find them of interest...

And after all, Woody Gutherie had his verses about the "jolly banker."

Cheerily,
Charley Noble