How about "Al Qaida backs Bush for President"?

Here is a statement sent to a London-based Arabic newspaper allegedly by "the Abu Hafs al Masri Brigade" who blew up the Madrid trains, and subsequently themselves, and addressed to Bush:

"It is not possible to find a leader more foolish than you, who deals with matters by force rather than wisdom. Kerry will kill our nation while it sleeps because he and the Democrats have the cunning to embellish balsphemy and present it to the Arab and Muslim nation as civilization...Because of this we desire you {Bush} to be re-elected.