The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #52110 Message #1159644
Posted By: Bev and Jerry
12-Apr-04 - 01:16 AM
Thread Name: Songs about taxes
Subject: RE: Looking for songs about Taxes
1. Mr. Taxman, give me a break There's nothing left here for you to take. You've looked at my bank book and under the bedpost And in the backyard all you found is compost. Mr. Taxman, leave me alone There is no money stashed in my home So please admit it's your mistake Mr. Taxman, give me a break.
2. Mr. Taxman, my earnings aren't high My last paying gig was the fourth of July. I play at marches, rallies and protests They don't pay much but my words get noticed. Mr. Taxman, what can I say? Nobody gives us folkies much pay. So please just open up your eyes Mr. Taxman, I'm telling no lies
3. Mr. Taxman, if you're looking for cash Why don't look in the kitchen trash? Try the attic, the cellar, the water closet When last I was there I made a deposit. Mr. Taxman, you're trying so hard. There's nothing but weeds out there in my yard. So please stop looking for a buck Mr. Taxman, you're just out of luck!