I'll tell you why...because they're bigoted and insensitive and narrow-minded, and all wrapped up in themselves and their own orthodoxy, that's why! They have no idea how much weiner dogs have contributed to human culture, and they furthermore don't realize that without weiner dogs the practice of baptism would be limited only to individuals over 4 feet tall. I think it's high time that Baptists gave weiner dogs the respect and recognition they deserve!