It would mean I no longer have to shave my body once a month. Neither would I need to go on a liquid diet of sorts for that one day.

Expressions like "once in a blue moon" would change to something like "once in a blue ring of debris", which is a mouthful.

Michael Jackson's moonwalk would become "asteroid hop".

Menstruation cycles would go to pot - bang goes the monthly excuse.

And the expression "moonstruck" would get a real, and more painful, meaning.