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Thread #68779   Message #1161603
Posted By: steve in ottawa
14-Apr-04 - 02:05 PM
Thread Name: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs?
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs?
Aside: MyIE2 is a shell for MSIE. Works great. Better 'n Mozilla or Netscape.

Dipped Baptists don't honour WD's in public. Only in SECRET.

Question: Dear Steve, My dog, (name withheld to protect his innocence), is so upset about it that he's been staring off into space for 3 hours now...
Dear LH: Fret not! Your dog is merely preparing himself for the (formerly secret) Baptist WDHC (WeinerDongHonouringCeremony), an event which requires great...patience.

Profound: In Heaven, dogs don't have to get close to smell you.