Rapaire:

If you really are the secret source behind all the mechanisms of my existence there are a few management issues you and I need to discuss. For one thing, the ration of energy out to energy in from the environment in the form of revenue is entirely unsatisfactory. In Solipsists' Handbook and Guidelines, Third Edition, second chapter, it clearly says that exertion should approach zero while reward approaches infinity. You seem to have been asleep the day this material was covered and subsequently gotten these two values inverted. Please see this gets corrected. Also, my quanta of sheer inexplicable good luck seems to have dininshed since I turned fifty, and this seems injust and inapprorpiate to me. Please correct this.

Thanks very much,

Your respectful creation,

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