The wires were never crossed, Amos. Sorry, I really, really hate to break this news to you because I am a caring and just Creator and I have tried to hide the truth from you to spare you. But here it is:

When I was creating you, I'd already created Little Hawk. He was running on about Bill Shatner (who is a construct, not a real person like you and Little Hawk are). Anyway, he was yammering on about Shatner this and Shatner that, how Shatner was the greatest singer EVER, and it sorta distracted me. The bottom line is: you're a flawed creation and LH is at fault. The flaws are so grievous, so deeply imbedded, that to correct them would cancel your existence. If you wish, I'll do so, but then you'll go "phhhpppttt!" and softly and silently vanish away (you're part Boojum, by the way).

Your choice: It's this existence or non-existence.

Oh, yeah, I was able to correct that flaw about recognizing good singing in the Little Hawk module. It wasn't integral to that unit's existence.