Jeez, one can't even be a TV critic around here without getting jumped by someone...

Didn't I say I wasn't getting into this argument? It's pointless to try. The flagwavers never get it.

Martin, I make a point of having NO heroes. Setting ordinary people up for that is part of the problem, especially when you give them firearms to go along with it.

Have your Memorial Day, by all means. I'm not marching. Not now, not ever.