Navel gazing starts at 7p every wednesday night, after a quick cleansing walk through the fire, followed by wading through the crick. After meditative contemplation, the last one in the hot tub at the Tavern is a rotten egg! Oh...and pets are welcome during meditation.

BTW, be sure to pick up this week's copy of Contemplative Times. Some of our guest writers include Mudcatter, Peter T., who has compiled an exemplory treatise on Zen and the Art of Dressing Herons. You can also read inspirational advice from our own Father Joebro, as well as read my own article on Which Came First? Sandy & Caroline Paton or the Great Om? In addition,there are humourous quotes from that great, self-deprecating, philosophical wit, known in the diminutive as "'Spaw".

Be sure to look for the coupon in this week's edition to Alice's restaurant; good for one Heavenly Host(ess) Twinkie - homemade!