Weird, LH, weird.

I was raised Baptist, and my Baptist parents bought us the most adorable weiner dog, Herman.

I wrote a song about his victory at a dog-food eating contest: The Ballad of Herman the Dog.

Chorus: Sing the story proud and true / Here, boy, here! / I'm a dog from the County of Waterloo / And I come with a waggling tail-o

~b.w.