The "Empty liquids from your mouth and solids from your bowels, prior to reading this" rule is hereby invoked. Anyone violating said rule shall be subject to the maximum punishment allowed.
Alaska Mike and Harvey Andrews, the only thing that saves youse layabouts is the fact that I had not invoked the rule. Otherwise you would both be languishing in a rat infested prison cell, cleaning monitor screens, soiled breeches, and keyboards from dawn to dusk.