to write long, heartfelt-- nay, impassioned-- and intricate posts...
... sprinkled with a multitude of deeply-Googled, thoroughly-researched, cleverly-titled blue clickies....
... only to find the Mudcat hard disk too full to take your post and your back button suddenly inoperable....
Yea, thou shalt be cursed to be increasingly voluble and articulate, yet find all the foregoing befall you oftener and oftener in geometric proportion to your developing writing skills...
And thou shalt find the Help Forum deaf to your cries, your personal page unable to send PMs, and your MudPal email addys lost from wherever you keep them....
Thou shalt wander nameless forever in the land of Mudcat and be forevermore known only as anonymous GUEST.