I heard on the radio this morning and later read in the newspaper that Shrub will be giving a speech on the environment at the Wells National Estuarine Research Reserve at Laudholm Farm in Wells, Maine on Earthday. After howling with laughter for several minutes at the good April Fool's Day joke, I realized that April Fool's Day had come and gone. According to the newspaper article, "Bush will be squeezing the lunchtime speech between other events in Washington DC that day." Gee, now that sounds very environmental, using all that jet fuel just to fly to Maine for an hour or so.